Navy Corduroy Skirt: Nantucket Nautical & Martini Christmas Vibes! Simply Divine!
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Caribbean Madras Sail: Breezy Shorts for Summer Adventures, Matey!
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Red Hurricane: A Twill Sailing Short for the Fin & Tonic Lifestyle
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Spring Green Flamingo Twill Shorts: Set Sail for Summer!
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Royal Gingham Sailing Shorts with a Lobster: Summer's Breezy Catch
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Nantucket Navy Twill Skirt: Effortless Style with a Touch of American Autumn, Lovely!
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Blackwatch Capri Trousers: Tartan Twist for Effortless Chic!
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Crimson Corduroy Capri: Beach Vibes & Festive Flair with a Christmas Tree Kiss!
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Hunter Capri: Beachcomber Corduroy with Festive Candy Cane Accents, Perfectly Playful.
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Spring Green Twill Skirt: Easter Charm with a Bunny! Ali's Vintage Vibe, Size 19.
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Nantucket Navy Cord Capri with a Hint of Christmas Cheer, Beach Bliss Awaits!
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